|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?A hot frog!

|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!

|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!

|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!

|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!

|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!