My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing.

A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, “It’s worse than I thought. It’s broken on both sides.”

Did you hear about the stupid woodworm? He was found in a brick.

Did you hear about the stupid wizard? He couldn’t remember if he used to be forgetful.

I can’t understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really enjoyed it.

Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds.

Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water? He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs.