Housekeeper: Professor, there’s a bill collector at the door. I told him you were out. But he wouldn’t believe me. Professor: No? Then I suppose I’ll have to go and tell him myself.
Category: Idiot and fool jokes
Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?
Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop.
Did you hear about the stupid water-polo player? His horse drowned . . .
A man in a swimming pool was on the very top diving board. He poised, lifted his arms, and was about to dive when the attendant came running up, shouting, “Don’t dive ? there’s no water in that pool!” “That’s all right,” said the man. “I can’t swim!”
How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick.
Teacher: That’s the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother: That’s my son. Teacher: Oh! I’m so sorry. Mother: You’re sorry?