Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid? Jessie: Well, it ain’t somethin’ yew can pick up overnight.
Category: Idiot and fool jokes
Total 121 Posts
Did you hear about the rookie Rhode Island cop who gave out twenty-two parking tickets before he found out he was at a drive-in movie?
Hatton: I ain’t as dumb as I look! Folsom: You couldn’t be!
Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he thought Gatorade was welfare for crocodiles?
Personnel Director: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Vanderkron: I wouldn’t go to these places no more!
Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?
Loomis: Does your dog have a license? Fenton: Hell, no! I do all the drivin’.