Did you hear about the Finn who spent a fortune building a storm cellar in case there was an earthquake.
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And then there was the Newfie who was found dead in his jail cell with twelve bumps on his head. He’d tried to hang himself with a rubber band.
Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw away?
The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden. He heard that tulips grew from bulbs.
Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter because he couldn’t stand the draft?
Did you hear about the dumb father who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door, “Back in 30 minutes,” so he sat down to wait for himself?
Henderson bought a new car and, after he left the showroom, decided to catch a movie. When he came out, Henderson noticed he’d locked the car and left the keys in the ignition. He telephoned the dealer. “Which is the cheapest window to break?” he asked. “You don’t have to