Where do mermaids go to see movies? …The dive-in
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They’re perfectly matched. He’s blinded by love and her looks are out of sight !
If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).
How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q. “You’re welcome. “
Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds. Tony and Steve were lying in their tent. ‘That was a terrible thunder and lightening storm last night,’ Tony announced. Steve turned to him and said, ‘Why didn’t you wake me up? You know I can’t sleep during a storm!’
The Rocky Mountains are very big and far apart. It takes a long time for an echo to bounce back off one of these mountains. One night, a camper in the Rockies went to sleep early. But before climbing into his sleeping bag he yelled, ‘Time to get up.’ And