Q. What did Snow white say when her photos didn’t come back from the photo store? A. “Some day my prints will come!”
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Q. What’s te definition of a bachelor pad? A. All the house plants are dead, but there’s something growing in the refrigerator.
Q: Why couldn’t the animals on Noah’s Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!
So the bus driver said to the string, “Are you a string?” and the string said, “No, I’m afraid not”. (A frayed knot).
Q: How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote ’em off the ladder.
Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
Q: What’s black, white and read all over? A: A newspaper.