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Abraham wanted a

Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor. The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth and measured Abraham, then told him the cloth was not enough to make a suit. Abraham was unhappy with this opinion

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A man is

A man is hired by the circus to perform a necessary but rather unpleasant task. He is asked to walk behind the elephants in the center ring, shoveling aside their droppings as they walk about. After a rather difficult evening at work, he goes to the circus cafeteria, sits with

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A man was

A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. When the foreman asked the man why he kept painting less each day,

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Two women were

Two women were sitting by the pool, and one asked what kind of water they fill the pool with — fresh water or sea water? The cruise director answered, “Sea water.” “Oh, that explains why it’s so rough today.”

A newlywed couple,

A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk. The bride was in tears, and the groom was red faced. When asked what the problem was, the groom started swearing at the desk clerk. “We booked a cabin with a view for our honeymoon,

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Two guys are

Two guys are talking: (1) – I’ve bought a tour to my mother-in-law. (2) – Your mother-in-law???!!! (1) – Why not, to Bagdad.

Two friends: –

Two friends: – I heard that you have founded a musical band. – Yes, it is a quartet. – How many are you? – We are three. – Three? – Me and my brother. – You have a brother? – No, why do you ask?