How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.
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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? “I don’t know, but I can look it up for you.”
How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb? “Are you kidding? They won’t even change a five dollar bill.”
How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb? Third as many as for a regular bulb.
How many architects does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.
How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. “I’ve just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!” the excited scientist exclaimed. To