A magician was employed by a Shipping Line to entertain the passengers during cruises. The captain owned a parrot which always insisted on being part of the acts put on by the magician. He would perch on the edge of the stage and screech, “He does it with a mirror”
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Did you hear about the ghoul’s favorite hotel? It had running rot and mould in every room.
After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen. “I didn’t think much of the knife thrower, did you?” said Geoff. “I thought he was great!” enthused Don. “Well, I didn’t,” said Geoff. “He kept throwing those knives at that soppy
Q. Why do bakers work so hard? A. Because they need the dough
My mother-in-law has got so many double chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of pancakes.
Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandma’s bed? Fred: Because I couldn’t find a snake.
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? Take them out their wheelchair.