The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple’s house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. “What are you doing?” the mother-in-law asked. “I am waiting for my husband to come home from work.” the daughter-in-law replied. “Why
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Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*… he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and drove back to the farmhouse to notify
Coleman moved to Wyoming and was sitting in the unemployment office applying for a job. “Have you any experience in coal mining?” asked the clerk. “Yeah, in Pennsylvania,” he replied. “They’re using that new safety lamp down there now, aren’t they?” “Ah don’t know, mister,” said Coleman. “I worked on
Q: How many circus performers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go! A: Four. One to change the bulb and three to sing, Ta da!
Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and one to shoot the witness.
Clown: Why are you wearing such a large shirt? Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.