Camper: There’s a leak over my bunk! Counselor: That’s what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!
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Camper: There’s a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Shh! Don’t make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.
Camper: There’s a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Don’t complain. It only leaks when it rains.
A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. ‘Why don’t you play with your friends?’ he asked. ‘Because I only have one friend,’ the girl replied. ‘And I hate her.’
Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!
My teacher loves me – she puts kisses against all my sums.
Sharon: I’m so homesick. Sheila: But this is your home! Sharon: I know and I’m sick of it.