Q. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? A. He didn’t have the guts too

Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Q: Why don’t you wear snow boots? A: Because they’ll melt.

Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up

Q. What is the bigest pencil in the world? A. Pennsylvania

Q. Why did the belt go to jail? A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.