I’m learning ancient history ? So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !

If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ? His wife !

There are three ways a man wears his hair – parted- unparted or departed

Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter? Beggar: I didn’t think someone like you would give me a dollar.

two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one starts complaining about being bald. the other guy says to have a transplant operation.the bald guy says he cant afford it.so his mate says to go and have some rabbits tattooed on his head. The bald guy says