Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies? A: In his sleevies!
Category: History jokes
Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday. Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !
Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No, we were never introduced !
How did you do in your tests ? I did what George Washington did ! What was that ? Went down in history !
You’ve failed history again ! Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !
The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon. How many galleons did the get to the mile !
My teacher reminds me of history She’s always repeating herself !