Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity it’s not on her head!
Category: Hair and bald jokes
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Teacher: I see you don’t cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.
Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer. “No,” said Mom. “It’s glue.” “I thought so,” said Janet. “I wondered why I couldn’t get my hat off today.”
Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ? Yes, here is a paper bag !
Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat.
My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When he’s finished, your face is full of short cuts.
Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didn’t come in for a shave!