For what person do all men take off their hats? The barber.
Category: Hair and bald jokes
Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ? Sharon: No, why ? Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.
Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It’s not. Your scalp is advancing.
Customer: Why doesn’t my hairline look good? Barber: It’s on the same old head.
Customer: Why did you take off so much hair? Barber: I didn’t, nature beat me to it.
Customer: Couldn’t you see I was going bald? Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.
Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?