This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At the front desk says to him:”Thank you for coming.”
Category: Funny Situations
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Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his crotch”, one whispers to the other.”Just ignore it”, is the answer. “Easy for you to say. He’s using my hand!”.
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets out a loud yell and out pops a little black head.”There was this black guy once” she said to the midwife. Then she screamed again and out pops a yellow body. “That must be the Chinese
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices thatat the other end of the bar is the most attractive woman he has everseen….he is immediately lust-struck and decides that he must haveher….He leans over to the bartender and asks if the bartender has anySpanish-fly
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around the corner.The minister says, “My, Farmer Petrovich, you’re certainly giving thatsheep a beating. You wouldn’t do that to your wife, would you?”The farmer says, “I would if she farted and jumped sideways every time I tried
A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on. The Cowboy asks “what are you doing?” Indian says” Me tellum time.” Cowboy shakes his head, rides on, encounters another exactly the same. Says “You telling time?” yup” “how can you tell time like
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The officer who answered the phone, asked, “When did this happen?” She replied, “Last week.” The police then asked, “Why did you wait until now to report it?” Well,” she said. “I didn’t know that I was