A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am white from head to toe. I am rich and I am handsome. My name is Brown. B-R-O-W-N.” Thoroughly annoyed, Sam retorted, “My name is Sam and I am white from head to toe. Except my asshole.
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Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?” The second guy says, “No.” “A bald eagle just flew over head.” “Oh.” A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, “Did you see that?” “No.” “Therewas a black bear walking on that hill over
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you burp before my wife!” The burper replies,”Hell, I didn’t even know she wanted to go first!”
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and coke. Bar man serves her and notices that she drinks one and empties the other one down her panties. Now this happened another three times and thebar man was getting rather curious. The bar man nicely
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman walked by. “Hey, Billy Joe,” one said, “I think that’s Mother Teresa.” “Your nuts.” “I’m telling you.”They approached the woman and one asked, “Are you Mother Teresa?” The old lady eyed them scornfully. “Fuck off, you
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a string in your bloody mary.
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state university. They wrote a grant proposal; got a huge chunk of money; hired a few additional sociologists, anthropologist and a family planning and birth control specialist; moved to town; rented offices;