The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, “I’m off. The man should be here soon” Half an hour later, just by chance a
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Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t forget, sweetheart,I need a new G string!”
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells tothe bartender,”This is a stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!” The scared bartender pleads, “Don’t shoot, please! I’ll do as you say!” The robber
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss?” “Don’t Miss me, mister.” “Well then, you better make it 13.”
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the airwith her deodorizer.Two floors later a gentleman got onto the elevator.He began to sniff.The Avon lady asked, “Do you smell something?””Why, yes, I do,” he replied.”What does it
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?””Oh, Mister Smith, your child was just born and I have someterrible news for you. It’s disfigured.””Well, how bad is it? Can I see?””Follow me, sir.”They head down a restricted corridor and come to the firstdoor. Inside, in the respirator,
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window. The second drops a pencil and the third a bomb. When the plane lands, the first guy goes to see where the penny landed. He sees a guy swearing and trying to get a penny out