Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has a splitting headacheand asks Joe to go get some aspirins. Half an hourlater Joe comes back with a dozen packets of condoms.”I asked you to get me aspirins, not condoms.””Yeah, I went to a dozen drug
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A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Texas for a costume. Suddenly she slapped him hard and stalked off the dance floor.”What the hell happened?” asked a friend who had witnessed the entire event.”I’m not really sure.” the
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so called “lady of the night”. Shesays, “For $300.00, I’ll do anything you want.”Our fine lad thinks for a moment then says:Ok. Paint my house, bitch!
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The man asked the bartender what the gorilla wasdoing in the bar so the bartender showed him. Hetook out a bat and hit the gorilla over the headwith it. The animal instantly dropped down andgave the bartender
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why of course!”Good. I’d like a portrait of Robert Redford on the inside of myright thigh, and a portrait of Paul Newman on the inside ofmy left thigh.”No problem,’ says the artist. ‘Strip from the waist down
Three college roommates — two females and a male — beganto argue after dinner about whose turn it was to do the dishes.”All right,” one of the girls said, “the first one to speak has todo them.”The trio retired to the living room to watch TV. When theirneighbor, a school
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he had on no scuba gear whatsoever.The diver went below another 20 feet, but the guy joined him a few minutes later. The diver went