A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he’d lost hiscigarettes.In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. “Nosense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,” hesaid to himself. He proceeded to get
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“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think it’s just proper that i should own one.” “And what is this ‘one’ you’re referring to?” “Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?” “No.” “My nipples are already prominent and it catches
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to theblind man and hands him a menu. “I’m sorry sir, but I am blind, and can’t read themenu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previouscustomer, I’ll smell it and
Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it’s her turn, she climbs up on Santa’s lap. Santa asks, “What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?” The little girl replies, “I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe.” Santa looks at the
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day discussing what the country had received from theRussians before the new government kicked them out. “The Russians builtus a power plant, a highway, and an airport. Plus, we learned to drinkvodka and play Russian roulette.”The American
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his princess to be an old maid.The princess wasn’t the most beautiful of women, andwasn’t having any luck finding a suitable husband. TheKing finally decided to take matters into his own hand.He had flyers printed up and
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A lady standing in front of him turns around and says, “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I was crowding you.”