Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get out?Stop imagining!Sent by Cally
Category: Funny Situations
Total 187 Posts
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in bedbeside her.She said “I must have been tight last night”The Elephant said “You were the first time but second time was’nt so bad”Sent by lcg
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has acork in his ass. He says, “How’d you get a cork in your ass?” The other guy says, “I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left her previous employment, she replied, “Yes,sir, they paid good wages, but it was the most ridiculousplace I ever worked. Last night they played a game calledBridge and a lot of folks were there. As I was
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, hewent inside and sat down. “Ah…..” said the woman as she gazedinto her crystal ball. “I see you are the father of two children.””That’s what you think,” said
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks around and spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspectit. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly. Veryembarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticedher little
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand asks where the pharmacy counter is. He is directed to it.When he reaches it, he asks to see the pharmacist.The pharmacist comes and the man, looking around furtively, asks quietly, “Do you sell Viagra here?”The pharmacist