One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a doctor”. His friend said “Don’t do that. There’s a computer inthe drug store that can diagnose anything. It’s quicker and cheaperthan visiting a doctor. Simply put a urine sample in the machine andit will diagnose your
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One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her husband wasn’t interested in her any more he justwouldn’t have sex with her anymore.So the doctor went into the back of the shop and got a bottle of100 pills. He told her that “if you give
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting happen over-night”, asked the mortitian.”Yes”, replied the assistant, “The most gorgeous 18 year-oldblond came in last night. Dead of course””What was the cause of death”, enquired the mortition.”I’m not sure”,replied the assistant. “But she’s got a
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together through the midwest, when they were caughtbetween towns during a driving snow storm.The further they went, the worse conditions got, and they finallyslid off into a ditch. Fortunately there was a house quite nearby.They waded through
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s tallest building, when all of a sudden, the cablesnaps and the elevator starts plummeting to the ground. The emergency brakes don’t work, the emergency phonedoesn’t work, and they both begin to panic. The woman screams “We’re
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile Indians. This presents no problem for thehorse as the Indians can always use another pony. The dog’sfate is some what tenuous but it is certain that the cowboy willbe burned at the stake the following sunrise.
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road. As they passed each other, the woman leaned out thewindow and yelled, “Pig!” The man immediately leaned out his window and replied,”Bitch!” They continue on their way and as the man rounded