Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date stamped on the ticket showed that it was over eleven years old. They both laughed and tried to remember which of them might have forgotten
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It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to thefront door, the girl’s father answers and invites him in.Carrie’s not ready yet, so why don’t you have a seat?,” hesays. “That’s cool” says Bobby.Carrie’s
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there, and she doesn’t wantto name them without him seeing them first. Butthe hospital insists that the babies must benamed by the end of the day. Crazy Uncle Louieoverhears this and he names them (unbeknowst tothe couple).
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a computer business with sales in the millions. Their company employed over two hundred people, and the two executives lived like princes.Almost overnight, things changed. Sales dropped sharply, former customers disappeared, and the
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you think it is right that a seventeen year old boy spendsthree hours every night in your apartment?”Mrs Smith replied. “Its a platonic friendship. Its play for him and atonic for me.”
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old lady fixed her gaze on his 17th Centurysporran and asked, “What, exactly, do you keep in your scrotum?”
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine explained. “It’s too obvious that your blonde hairisn’t natural, since the hair between your legs is black.” The model picked up a paperweight and slammed it down on the editor’sfingers. “What the hell did you do