There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by cannibals. The cannibal king then told the prisonersthat they could live if they pass the trial. First step of thetrial is to go to the forest with the cannibals and get ten piecesof the same kind
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Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on the menu and wondered what that was.They ask the waiter who replies “Oh Sister, those are nuts.” She answers “Do you mean like the kind you crack with a rock?””No. The kind you rock on a
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon the counter. The lady serving says: “I’m sorry Sir,this is a clock shop not a cock shop.” “Well, put two hands and a face on this.” replies the man.
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend,Ralph, and she heard her husband’s car pull in the driveway.She yelled at Ralph: “Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump outthe window my husband is home early!” Ralph
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply some ‘Aftershave Lotion’ around hisears when the customer yelled, “Don’t put that crap on me!My wife says it smells like a French Whorehouse!”Another customer who was waiting replied, “Hey John, youcan put the ‘Aftershave Lotion’ on
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, andcouldn’t bear passing her by. He completed the job for her,and, soaked to the skin, exclaimed jovially, “There, littlelady, that’s done!” “Quiet,” she ordered him. “You’ll wakeup my
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by the construction site.She completely ignored him, and just kept on walking.Annoyed the worker yelled “Well you’re an ugly bitch anyway!”The girl turned around and replied “It must be terrible wheneven an ugly bitch won’t give you