The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they had stopped to take a rest Tontoplaced his ear to the ground and listened. “Buffalo come,” remarked Tonto. “How can you tell, Tonto?” asked the Lone Ranger. “Face sticky.”
Category: Funny Situations
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Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning with abloody condom hanging out of your arse, would you tell anyone?” Other man, “Bloody hell, no!”First man, “Want to come camping?”
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she would send someone outright away.”Where do you live?” asked the operator.Bubba replied, “At the end of Eucalyptus Drive.”The operator asked, “Can you spell that for me?”There was a long pause and finally Bubba said,”How ’bout if
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I see your license and registration, bub?”, the cop inquired.”But officer,” the fellow started, “I can explain…””Shut yer trap, bub!” snapped the officer. “You’re going downtownand sit a while till the sarge gets back.””But, officer, I think
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled inher favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents. She evenmanaged to win the game but, unfortunately, time had run out before the show’s hostcould ask her the big question.Jane agreed to
Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman wasawaiting his arrival. She begged him to stay and cuddle with her on the couch.Santa declined, saying “Ho-ho, gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents, you know.”Trying again, the lovely young thing removed her clothing down
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He began to speak in a soft and steady voice over the loud-speakersystem. “Listen to the sound of my voice…”, he kept repeating, “the soundof my voice… every word is a command… the sound of my voice…”