A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup getsto her, and as the waiter is serving the main dishes she lets loose abombastic fart. Trying to save face, she says to the waiter:”Sir! Please stop that immediately.””Certainly, madame,” replies the waiter with a
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A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen the guy gets the hiccups. The warden says, “Do you have any lastrequests?” The guy says, “(hic) Yeah… (hic) could you please do (hic)could you please do something to scare me?”
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telling him not to kill any farm animals. The city boy headed off and soon after saw a goat. He managed to creep into range and finally shot it. Not knowing
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local brothel, and as she passed by, she asked one girl what the lineup was for. the girl shrugged and said, jokingly, “cough drops” and snickered.Just then the cop approached the old gal and said, “What are
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m sorry to have to tell you this, Mr. Jones, but apparently your child was born with no arms, only one leg, and teeth that project six inches out of its mouth.”Mr. Jones cries, “My God! What
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from behind a dumpster. Two thugswere trying to steal an old lady’s handbag, but sheputting up a Hell of a fight and wouldn’t let go. I wondered if I should get involved, or keep walkingand pretend I
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit real bad.The toilet in his room isn’t working, so he bolts downto use the lobby Men’s Room, but all of the stalls areoccupied, so he runs back up to his room, and indesperation, he drops his