A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He stops, turns around and shouts, “Will you all get lost! I haven’t got your bloody ball!”
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Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts his hair, and after he gets done, as Cronin gets up and is taking out his money, the barber goes over and takes a leak in the corner of the barber shop. The barber finishes and
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a long chain with a watch on the end.He’s saying, “You’re all in my power…you’re all in my power..”Fifteen hundred people are going, “Oooo…”He starts to say it again, “You’re all in my…”, when heaccidentally drops the
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says, “What color?”He says, “Just give me white. I’ll color it myself.”
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of them drops his lit cigarette into a damp mattress that’s been left out on the sidewalk.The mattress starts to smoulder just as the blue-hair brigade, the Ladies’ Auxiliary, is passing by. Hoffman takes a whiff, turns
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he shouted at the pool manager. “Everybody does it,you know.””That may be so,” came the reply, “but usually not from the diving board.”
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke, “as soon as I get home, I’m gonna rip thewife’s knickers off!””What’s the rush?” his mate asked.”The bloody elastic in the legs is killing me,” the bloke replied.