When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran over to help the driver. A women was the first to reach thevictim, but a man rushed in and pushed her aside. ‘Step aside, lady,’ hebarked. ‘I’ve taken a course in first-aid!’ The women watched for
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A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he’d lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. “No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,” he said
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked the bartender.”From my husband,” she replied.”But I thought he was out of town?” he asked.”So did I!” she said.
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy, business sucks. If I don’t sell more cars this month, I’m going to lose my fucking arse.”Too late he noticed a beautiful blonde sitting two stools away. Immediately, he apologized for his bad language.”That’s okay,” the
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was takinga walk when he happened to look up the tree and saw the little girl. Shehad no panties on. He called her down and gave her money to buy a pairof panties. The girl was so
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom about to give his wife some. Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees his dad and says,”Whatcha doin’ Daddy?” Johnny’s dad stoops over to cover up his dick and starts looking at thefloor. “Oh,
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes by, pays a quarter, but never picks up an apple. This goes on forsome time until, one day, the woman runs after the man as he walks away.’I know why you are chasing after me… you