Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own bed.Guest: I’ll make my own bed.Innkeeper: Good. I’ll get you some nails and wood.
Category: Funny Situations
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Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.””What’s the matter?” replies Paddy”Oi’ve bought a jigsaw and it’s too hard. None of the pieces fit together, and I can’t find any edges.””What’s the picture of?” asks Paddy”It’s of a big cockerel,” Murphy replies.Paddy says, “Alroight,
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As heapproached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with nogreenery. He remarked to the gate keeper, “Howdy Saint Peter. Say, thislooks just like Arizona.” “The gatekeeper replied, “First of all, I’m notSaint Peter…and
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to help. “My mother-in-law just tried to runme over!” the shaken man told the cop.”The car hit you from behind,” the officer said. “How couldyou tell it was your mother-in-law?””I recognized the laugh!” he replied.
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a problem. What kind of coverage do you have?” I said, “Fire and theft.”Insurance agent frowned. “Uh oh. Wrong kind. Should be fire OR theft.”Apparently, the only way I can make a claim with this coverage is
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a typical Texas baby, weighing a whopping twenty pounds.”WOW!” was the response from everyone at the bar.Two weeks later the Texan returned to the bar. The bartenderrecognized him and asked,
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto labor!”The nurse says, “Calm down. Is this her first child?”He says, “No! This is her husband!”