She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Category: Funny Jokes
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I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, “Hi . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare I’d really rather have a job.” The social worker behind the counter says, “Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken. He finally pulled up to the very last hotel and went into the office. “You’ve got to have a room somewhere” he pleaded.” — Or just a bed – I don’t care where.” “Well, I do