You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, “Oh! who turned off the fireplace”!!!
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He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept with his wife. He says it isn’t honorable to sleep with a married woman. He’s so dumb, he thinks the English Channel is a British T.V. station. He’s so dumb, he thinks the St. Louis Cardinals
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He paid $500 to have his family tree searched, and found out he was the sap. There are times he has something on his mind — he wears a hat occasionally. His neck reminds you of a
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for it.
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who else would want it?
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.