You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it.

Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your whole family came out singing, “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the Lord that we got meat!”

You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!

Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted, ?Hey, who turned off the heater!?

I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.

You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed

your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.