Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
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A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on in the neighbourhood. So the boy stood on the balcony
Q. What does a woman’s asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!
Do vampires get AIDS?
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead and one’s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, ”Ready! Aim!” Suddenly the brunette yells, ”EARTHQUAKE!!!” Everyone is startled
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!
Q: Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They’re extinct)