A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. “What’s that?” asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack

Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!

Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn’t.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !

I’d like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.

A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said “BUK BUK BUK” Not sure she was sane she gave the chikens three books and they left. An hour later in walked the chickens again jumped onto the counter, returned

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, “Ketchup!”