An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inquire about the people and askes his guide:”How large is the population here?””Around 1.5 billion” — the guide answersAmerican, After a short pause: “So, what else do you do here?”
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A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a fine looking hooker looking at him.He stops, bangs on the window and says,”So, what does this cost ??!!”.And the hooker replies,”25 dollars !!”.And the Pollock said ,”Hmm, that’s not a lot of money for insulatedwindows !!”.
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing by when a gust ofwind blew her dress above her waist. “A bit airy, isn’t it?” remarked the American. Hearing this, the Cockney girl replied indignantly,”‘Ell yes! What did you expect – feathers?!”
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the aussie said, “Over there we shear them”.The kiwi replied, “Mate, I’m not shearing this with innyone”
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison and he didn’t know anyone who would spade up his potato garden.The old man wrote to his son about it and received this reply. “ForHeavens SAKES, don’t dig up that garden, that’s where I buried theGUNS!!!At
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A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary aboutthe way of life there.REPORTER: Hello there, excuse me, I’m from the BBC and I’m gathering material for a documentary about the way of life in the remote parts of