There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar. He decides to lay down a park bench and sleep. Tomorrow he would walk home after he was sober. In the morning two little girls are walking by to go to school when they see
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A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very well”The other turns around and replies”Shut-the-f*ck-up, or you’ll get us all killed”Sent by paully
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they are. The first guy says “I’ll find out” and putshis arm out the plane, then brings it back in and says”We’re just over Paris””How do you know” ask the others”Well I’ve just felt the top of
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City. He approached four men waiting to cross the street: a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean and a resident New Yorker. He asked, “Excuse me, I would like to ask you your opinion on the current
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmenseated there are furiously masturbating.She yells, “What the hell do you guys think you are doing?”One of the Japanese men explains, “Can’t you see? We areall berry hungry.”The waitress begs
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple. Waiting for things to get started, they were somewhat shocked to see the bride’s father storm up the aisle, jacket off,sleeves rolled up, and obviously very angry. “The weddin’s off,” he shouted, “Everybody