ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I won’t be
Category: Ethnical Jokes
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A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a PolishMeatball Sandwich. The man at the counter said, “What a Pollack.”The Polish man said, “I resent that. If a Jew came to your counter andasked for a kosher salami on rye, would you call him a
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.”Come have a look over here,” says Paddy, “it’s Michael O’Grady’s grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do you know where your children are?In England they say”Its 11 o’clock do you know where your wife is?In France they say “It’s 11o’clock do you know where your husband is?”In Poland they say Its 11 o’clock
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks him what the matter is. mick says, “well, I knew that my grandfather had died in the war, but I’ve just found out that he actually died in the auschwitz concentration camp.”Patrick says, “that’s terrible, did
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame time. The Italian boy’s father presents him with a new pistol.On the other side of town, at his bar Mitzvah, the Jewish boyreceives a beautiful gold watch. The next day at school, the two boysare showing
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the sheep.