|An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood in front of them.He then asked, “Who push port-a-potty over cliff?”Nobody answered him.He then asked again, “Who push port-a-potty over cliff?”Again nobody answered.The old Indian said, “I tell story of Georgie and Georgie father. Georgie chop
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|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a perch near the American flag. Later, Jose wrote home enthusiastically about his experience. “And the Americans,
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car. We whip the enemy in battle, then give them the shirt off our backs. We yell for speed laws that will stop fast driving, then won’t
|The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world. One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They’d have five years to
|WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALKBECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNERHow to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy lessonAig – What a hen laysAints – He’s got aints in his paintsPaints – What cha put on your laigs of a morninArn – Ma’s tard of arninBag – He bagged her to marry himBobbed –
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, “The bad news is that now we’ve caught you and we’re going to kill you. We will put you in a pot, cook you, eat you and then we’re going to
|Facts about Americans. Did you know that . . .Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils.21% of us don’t make our bed daily. 5% of us never do.Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly.40% of women have hurled