You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian woman’s forehead? ……………………….”Coffee’s ready.”
Category: Ethnical Jokes
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A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, “So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?”She says, “Bernie, I want a divorce.” He says, “I wasn’t planning on spending that much.”
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got anything to declare?”He thinks a second and he says, “It’s a nice-a day!”
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he’ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy vey, Abraham, it’s not going so good, we had a flood last week.””So, Morrie,” whispers Abraham “How do you start a flood?”.
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse”. “Ssh!” hisses the other, “It’s not till next week”.
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on the street and said, “Lady, – I haven’t eaten in three days.” “Force yourself” she replied.