A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby, I wanna’ 69!”She gives him a strange look and replies, “You want Beef and Broccoli NOW?”
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A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner. He then stands up to thank everyone. “First I must thank my beautiful wife for her help and support, thenI want to thank my children, and the lottery commission.” “Then I would like to thank Adolf
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean cruise by their doctors. The second nightout on the way to Martinique they were leaning against the rail,looking at the big bright tropical moon on the sea, really startingto unwind. Suddenly the rail broke and both
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned trying to push-starttheir new submarine.
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her dress.
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a voluptuous blonde girl raced across their path, totally nude. “Would I love to eat that? Oui, oui!” the Frenchman said, smacking his lips.So the Italian shot her.
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a drink when agood-looking girl comes up to them and says “whoever can say liver andcheese in a sentence can have me”. So the white guy says”I love liver and cheese.” she says “that’s not good enough.”