A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. Heputs his hands in the flour and coats his face with it. He looks at hismother and says “Look Momma, I’m a white boy.” His mother slaps him hardon the face and says “Boy, go show your
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Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s dicks taste funny!
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says “I want my $20 million.”To which the man replied, “No, sir. It doesn’t work that way.We give you a million today, and then you’ll get
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand this white dude sees him. After the Mexican is done the whiteguy asks him, “How come you Mexicans don’t wash your hands afteryou pee?”And the Mexican guy replies, “Because we Mexicans don’t piss inour hands”
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early one morning, the wife, drowsy from bed, went to the toiletfor the morning’s relief, and neglected to notice that the seat was up.When she sat, she kept going!She was just the right size and shape so
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry.” “Hans Olaffsen?”, he thinks. “How inthe world does that fit in here?”So, he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman sittingin the corner. The visitor asks, “How in the world did this