Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’, Kelly,” said the muffledfigure. “Don’t ye be knowin’ your old friend Grogan any more?”Kelly stared at Grogan, whose face was a patchwork of bandagesand adhesive plaster. One arm was in a sling and he was leaningon

“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me about it. Do you have a grudge?””Oh, no,” replied Mrs. O’Connor. “Shure now, we have a carport.”The solicitor tried again. “Well, does the man beat you up?””No, no,” said Mrs. O’Connor, looking puzzled. “I’m always first

Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find three wise men!!!Sent by Spencer

How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t know. I havn’t find one that could do it yet.

An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he replied, the desk clerk asked”Can i help you sir?”Our man said “Yes, I would like to change my name.””What is your current name?” asked the clerk.”Martin Arsehole,” replied the man.The clerk laughed, and said “I can

The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the elections,you’ve got to come to the swearing-in ceremony.””I don’t know, what would I wear?””Don’t worry, I’ll send you a dressmaker””But I only eat kosher food””Mama, I am going to be the president, I can get you