Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them picked up two huge potatoes and said “These potatoes remind me of Emil’s balls””Are they that big?” asked the other.”No they’re this dirty.”

How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!

An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawlsunderneath to investigate the problem.”Hmmm…muffler’s loose. I bet I could fix that if I had a MonkeyWrench.” He says.He crawls out from underneath the truck and

Jewish view on when life begins: There’s a big controversyon when life begins. In Jewish tradition the fetus is notconsidered viable until after it graduates from medical school.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she’s old enough.If it isn’t, cut the barrel down a bit.

A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The hick stands up andyells, “HEY YOU! ON STAGE! You been making smart-assremarks about us southerners being stupid all night long!We’re not all stupid ya know!””Relax,” said the ventriloquist, “They’re just jokes!””Shut up, buddy,” the hick replied,