Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
Category: Ethnical Jokes
Total 234 Posts
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was shot by the other. His worried companion gothim out of the deep woods, into the car, and off to the nearesthospital.”Well, Doc,” he inquired anxiously, “is he going to make it?” “It’s tough,” said the doctor.
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of hiswarriors to the witch doctor to get some medicine. The warrior says “BigChief, no shit”. the doctor gave him 1 pill and told him that the chiefshould be fine tomorrow.The warrior went back to the chief
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE BED AND YELL SCREW YOU TO ONE AND OTHER”Sent by Ivan
Mr. Goldfarb was walking down the street. In each arm he carried a bag. He ran into Mr. Klein. Mr. Klein asked, “What are those bags for?””I’m collecting for Israel”, said Mr. Goldfarb.”You need two bags?”, asked Mr. Klein.”I’ve got a system, said Mr. Goldfarb. It’s fantastic. I go into
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg.”Please, God,” he implored, “let it be blood!”
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is looking rather puzzled, so another turns to him and asks him what’s the matter.1st Irishman: Well, I was just trying to remember what 2 plus 2 is.2nd Irishman: Oh, that’s easy, it’s 147.1st Irishman: No no