Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked him what it was like.”Australia’s a great place!” Paddy replied. “First they take you homeand fill you so full of piss you can’t stand up. Then, to top it off, theylet you fuck their women whenever
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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on a rock. The Englishman approaches her and says ‘Have you ever been kissed?’ No says the Mermaid. He kisses her and she likes it. after a while the Scotchman approaches her and says ‘Have you ever
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a pair of Abo’s stroll up.”Your names aren’t on today’s list… let me go and ask the Boss” he says.In God’s office he tells the Big Man all about the two Abo’s, and Godtells Peter to go
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She wailed.”How do you know it was an Italian? The detective asked.”I had to help him,” the girl replied.
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach, with a rope going down into the surf and a Chinaman frantically trying to climb up.While they were sitting there a Priest walks along, looks over and says, “God bless you children, that’s Christianity at work.