Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says,?”Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?”

How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What a Friend We Have In Jesus…”

Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned, and one hadn’t even been coloured in yet.

Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made himself an offer he couldn’t understand.

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African, an elephant, a refrigerator, two blondes, a homosexual, three social workers, a Jew, a crocodile and a kiwi all walked into a bar.The bartender turned around and said, “Is this some kind of a joke?”