A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He saw 2 men sitting on a porch and said, “I’m moving here from thecity, what do you guys do around here?”The men answered, “Go hunt’n, kill things, ‘n screw”.He then asked, “What do you hunt and
Category: Ethnical Jokes
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a year for a million years.
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the dog’s neck.A reporter who is strollin by sees the incident, and
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get any because he couldn’t throw the dog high enough.
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks up and says ” where the hell did you get that thing?The Parrot replies ” Over in Africa, there’s millions of them ” !!!!
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped the chain and pulled himself.
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth of improvements.