Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits.
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Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? A: She opens the car door.
Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn’t want them shitting in the streets during parades.
Q: What’s the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.
Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky.